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“The money’s nice, and paid fellatio isn’t that much more humiliating than flipping burgers.”

The Babysitters



GOODBYE SOBRIETY. HELLO HAPPINESS.


“I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”

Trailer Park Boys



































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If it’s any indication of anything, today I printed out my first living will to fill out.










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